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Operator widowed

When you date an elite alpha male and being with him makes every other man look weak in comparison. Often occurs after a woman date someone in military special forces. She no longer considers mating men of lesser occupations. She has experienced ultimate perfection and won’t settle for anything less now.
“I am operator widowed after my scandalous night with Sam. I am RUINED for everyday life. Those other guys trying to take me out are no longer cute to me.”
by Cassieclaimsthis April 14, 2022
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Boo Boo Widow

A woman who is left in a temporary "widowed" state due to her significant others prolonged bathroom sessions.
My husband made me a boo boo widow at dinner tonight.
by FaptimusPrime February 28, 2015
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Post-Black Widow depression

If someone can't quite realize that Marvel's Black Widow was the last film in the MCU with Scarlett Johansson.

You just don't want to admit it because she was a really big part of the original 6 and now most of them are Dead.
My Post-Black Widow depression is really kicking in after watching the film with my friends.
by James_Buchanan_Barnes July 9, 2021
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widow fire

The desperate need for sex after bereavement.
I thought widow fire had calmed down but ...
by Hurtling-Turtle November 11, 2017
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Golf widow

A woman who feels that she might as well be a widow because her husband spends so much time away from her playing golf.
On weekends Cheryl is a real golf widow.
by bixby April 11, 2009
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weekday widow

A wife that does not have interaction with her husband during the week due to pressing obligations at work and irresponsible bullshit on the personal side
Wife: I never see you anymore during the week because you are never home or paseed out in the bedroom

Husband: My boss is breaking my balls at work and that Damned Bowling league! We'll catch up this weekend. For now you are going to have to be a weekday widow
by Rocky Feather Toes January 11, 2017
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Sugar Widow

A sugar widow is a woman who was once a sugar baby, but has decided to leave the sugar bowl for "normal" relationships. Once she starts dating men her own age who are not financially well off, she ruins the relationships, citing "he's too cheap/doesn't give me an allowance" without realizing other women her age are able to have relationships and even marry just fine.
Once Mary turned 30 and realized her maternal clock is ticking down, she started looking for a husband as she wanted to start a family before it was too late. She realized she was a Sugar Widow since her standards were so high, only 0.1% of the men her age would qualify by their wealth, and competition for these select few men were very high.
by bluelunarmonkey November 27, 2020
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