wi-fi dump

to take a poop while surfing the web.

I was myspacing while taking a wi-fi dump.

by mugatu123 September 10, 2006

wi-fi

wireless - free - internet

Hey Joe, remember when you logged countless hours as a post-grad in computer science helping to create some foundation for the internet? Well your efforts shouldn't be in vain, we're now hooked up with interface wirelessly and calling it Wi-Fi.

by qtimo December 27, 2009

Wi-Fi Idol

When someone spends an inordinate amount of time daily to keep themselves hooked to the internet that a slight withdrawal from social networks could trigger a “digital fit” in them, which would adversely affect their well-being.

Instead of treating the Wi-Fi as a blessing rather than a curse, Jane has allowed the Wi-fi idol to enslave her to the point that she’d need to go for spiritual deliverance to free her from digital addiction.

by MathPlus September 12, 2018

Wi-Fli

Flights with Wi-Fi access

Deadmau5 hahaha im on a plane bitch!!! and i have wifi. neat. certainly makes the flight alot less boring.
(Quote by musician deadmau5 found on Twitter and my response)

@Deadmau5 would it be called Wi-Fli?

by Twinker October 13, 2010

Wi-Fly

A person who flocks to WiFi like a moth to a flame

A Wi-Fly is often heard saying things like: "Let's eat there - I bet they have WiFi ... Is there WiFi here? ... Are you on the WiFi? ...What's the password?... The WiFi's not working (sigh)."

by Wi-Fly Mom February 9, 2014

Wi-Fiend

Noun- A person who repeatedly begs for the wifi password so they can avoid using data.

"I overpay for high speed Internet, this YouTube video won't even load!"
"I caved and told John, Torrence,
and Ryan your wi-fi password. You would do the same if you were surrounded by Wi-Fiends"

by WhoaCheddah February 17, 2014

Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014