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White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer 

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

white chocolate covered cherry 

1. Where a guy takes a girls virginity and orgasms inside her with out a condom.
Guy 1. Dude, I got me a white chocolate covered cherry last night. It was awesome. Best sex ever!

Guy 2. That's awesome bro!

white chocolate steamer 

When a white raper gives a cleaveland steamer.
Ooooooo dawg I gave that girl a white chocolate steamer

white chocolate asshole 

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!

White chocolate oreo 

Too many layers to go through...dark, light, dark and then light again...but he’s just light-skinned, and I love him for it.
Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.

White chocolate stalion 

Having a white person stick their dick so deep in you that the cum heats up and turns into white chocalate
Ariana: I got some white chocolate stalion from last night want to try some
Diana: damn you got that good d