Mr. Welsh is a small cock fat bastard. He is shaped like a child's baseball bat and looks like a lumberjack. Mr. Welsh smells like the pines. He would be the guy to piss instead of cum during sex. He also likes the occasional shit dick from his boyfriend.
by taygen is gay October 30, 2019
A man that goes into gas stations and takes sandwiches, and uses them as puppets in a parking lot. Often selling tickets for $15.
by Echo_Eon August 23, 2022
by portmead January 01, 2022
Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
by 0weshboy2 April 21, 2019
by knowthejo May 16, 2016
A sandwich specialist who wears a trench coat that uses 6-inch subs as puppets and sells shows for 15 bucks each... Legend says he's gonna steal all the sandwiches in an unidentified aloha island mart without getting caught....
by Krishinator9000 August 28, 2022
by bickyyyyy July 28, 2009