welcome stranger

A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.

It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.

by ash flame March 2, 2014

Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

welcome to the bonezone

a phrase often use in a sexual relationship. commonly right before getting what is knows a "anal evacuation", which is a phrase for anal

Gf: *walk in to bedroom after work"
Bf: *laying on bed nacked* "Welcome to the bonezone"
Gf: what in the fresh titty.."

by kinkysauce.exe May 8, 2018

Brooklyn Welcome

Tipping the local Manhattan Island corner hooker to violently shit on and down your cock, effectively loading a dirty brown rocket into your man meat for you to later cum down her dirty gusset.

Crikey Goose, what's a prisoner gotta do around here to 'ave a good trip?

Ask that lovely lady over there to give you the Brooklyn Welcome

by Drert March 1, 2020

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz March 10, 2016

Welcome Cross

A tradition in the Deep South. Basically, a man in white robes plants a wooden cross in a new neighbor's yard and sets it on fire. Not a symbol of Southern Intolerance.

Hey, my new neighbors planted a Welcome Cross in my yard last night. At first I thought it was because they hated me because I was a Yank, but they then brought me some lemon squares and fried cornbread. Man these Southerners are very hospitable and kind!

"Goddammit! My neighbor's Welcome Cross burned down my house!"

by [Cromwell] March 23, 2010

a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011