light weight

Light weight is getting drunk really fast

"Are you a light weight?"
-No, it takes me 5 or more shots to get drunk!-
"Oh, I am because I get drunk really fast off 2 shots."

by blue_eyes July 12, 2004

wet weight

The weight of any quantity of a substance before it is dried. In particular, a dishonest practice by drug dealers in which a dealer will sell marijuana that is not entirely dry, and therefore much heavier. If you buy wet weight weed you will get much less high per gram. The practice of selling wet weight is related to other dishonest practices such as selling cut drugs.

Man I'm killing it, riding in that brand new
Swimming through the streets, looking like I'm Shamoo
In that big body, with the wet paint
I got some pocket change, from selling wet weight

-lyrics from Im Good by Clipse ft Pharrell

by fattonyabc123 March 3, 2010

Water weight

The favorite excuse of nikocado avocado

Person 1: dude you are so fat
person 2:its just water weight

by 1in7.7billion April 20, 2021

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.

You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.

by Master Chief July 12, 2003

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

weight flip

1. verb. The repetitious act of buying weighed amounts of product, selling it and using the profits to buy more in higher quantity. Phrase made popular by Ohio hiphop artist SauTa in 2007 song "Weight Flip".

2. verb. Taking what you have in your life and using that to make more of yourself and improving your situation.

3.noun. The actual physical benefits of definitions 1 & 2
(money, cars, degree, promotions etc).

"This summer after I reup, watch my weight flip so crazy out here!"

"It took awhile but I cant wait to see my weight flip since I finally got this degree."

by J.Q. Hall January 23, 2008

morning weight

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.

Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.

by Spam Happy August 29, 2009