weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Weeple

A nicer word than midgets.

Weeples are basically anyone who is over the age of 18 who can still shop at Baby Gap.

by Dee T January 16, 2009

Weeping Vag

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss

Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.

by David Atkins March 5, 2011

Weesnaw

A word used to express your love for spongebob, and horses more specifically sea horses

Cant wait to hop in that bed and pound that girls weesnaw

by Hoe Slayer Nibba Player February 22, 2018

Weep

A diminutive, whimsical, and versatile sort of "nom de plume" for the meaty, veinous, and ultimately legendary - PENIS!

1. "I'm going to peep out my weep"
2. "Stick your weep in her stinky weep-eater!!"
3. "You're a goddamn weephead!"
4. "If you keep talkin' that dirty shit, i'm going to shoot weep-juice from the throbbing head of my weep into your eyes."
5. "This is a weeping good time!"

by Antimimos May 3, 2010

weesnaw

Depends on the region of the United States. In the South and Middle America, it is an unmentionable body part. In the West it is a mythical sea horse. In the East, it is an exclamatory remark. It can also be used as a term of affection.

In the South: Uh oh, my weesnaw is really hurting. I better go get this checked out.

In the East: Weesnaw!! The sox won again!
In the West: someday, I hope to catch a Weesnaw.

As a term of affection: I love you my Weesnaw

by Snawlover October 21, 2015

weedpiping

A often misused term used to describe smoking marijuana using a pipe by people who do not know anything about the terminology of blowin on doja.

Idiot-"Dude i think the reason i have been sick is all the weedpiping ive been doing."
Dude- "What the fizuck are you talking about? Weedpiping? Don't bring that weak shit in here!"

by MasterM April 4, 2007