An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
Get the Sigourney Weaver stomach ache mug.Former manager for the Baltimore Orioles major-league baseball team. Managed the Orioles from 1968 to 1982, and again from 1985-1986. Won the 1970 World Series, had his number (#4) retired in 1982, and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1996. One of baseball's old-school managers. For his West Coast counterpart, look up Tommy Lasorda
Tom Moore: "Bill Whitehouse from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?"
Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."
-From the Manager's Corner, 1982
Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."
-From the Manager's Corner, 1982
by Your Testicles November 7, 2011
Get the Earl Weaver mug."Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"
Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."
One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.
On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.
In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.
On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.
In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
by Ott^ September 25, 2005
Get the yoghurt weaver mug.Joe: I just ordered you a gingerbread latte with chocolate sprinkles.
Jack: That's so Weaver!
Joe: But it tastes so good!
Jack: That's so Weaver!
Joe: But it tastes so good!
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Get the Hairy Weaver mug.Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.
by rabid leek May 10, 2004
Get the yoghurt weaver mug.American singer and songwriter born in Colorado, raised in Texas, and lived in England. Amazing guy who rebels against the current music industry by doing all his own shit. Hottest singer alive, recently released his latest album "You Are Never Close To Home, You Are Never Far From Home". Toured with Imogen Heap in 2006.
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