fugly wench

a fucking ugly pirate hooker that has sex with all the dirty pirates aboard the ship

"arhhh, shiver me timbers! that fugly wench rocked my boat all throughout the night! Matey, I reckon u hit one of em' slags..

by the chill-n-ator January 28, 2008

wench

An admired woman in your crew, a talented warrior seductress, that can inspire adventure or take a bland situation and make it rife with excitement.

Rally yer wenches to the party boat!

by gingerninja11 March 3, 2015

Trench Wench

A HARDCORE Female Marianas Trench Fan often found in "the moat" (aka front row) of an MT concert.

They like Pirates, Kill Ninjas and are indestructible.

Trench Wenches also possess the ability to transform those around them in to MTrench fans by the compulsive singing and quoting of lyrics.

Lauren was such a Trench Wench she drove 6 hours and waited in line for 2 more just to secure a spot in the moat.

by #1Trench_Wench July 6, 2010

wranch

Hoe, slut, dirty little skank that tries to get as much play as possible, puts out WAY to much. Also a way to describe how one dresses(dirty, slutty, ect.)

Ugh look at that dirty little wranch over there!

by Madi June 25, 2004

sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

by Raquel January 7, 2005

Girls Gone Wild Wench

Girls who go to GGW parties trying to get their tits on video so that they can brag about it or hoping that it will launch their career.

Ebony just knew that if she could get on the next GGW tape that record labels would be dying to sign her, everyone knew she was a Girls Gone Wild Wench.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

saucy wench

A maiden who is thought to be sassy.

Nicole is a Saucy Wench.

by samas April 26, 2008