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Wasabi Head

Those folks who go to a sushi restaurant and ask for "the real wasabi" and then proceed to eat tubs of it, as if it's ketchup, or some other easy condiment. Wasabi heads run in groups, so they feel less ostracized for their allegedly malfunctioning taste buds: taste buds that could chug wasabi like dudes down orange juice after raucous sex. No problemo. Refreshing af. Don't take a Wasabi Head to a sushi restaurant unless you're ready to experience a sinus exploding, eye watering shit show that only Stevo could trump by snorting that pasty green spice pile off the ramakin.
My Wasabi Head buddies and I are heading to the sushi restaurant tonight and we're gonna straight up drink wasabi with our rolls.
by AliLO_TheWeez December 16, 2021
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Wasabi Man

Wasabi Man: Wasabi man?
Wasabi Man: Wasabi Man!
by Wasabi Man May 10, 2021
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wasabi hotdog

Dang man that's one spice dick you got. Quite the wasabi hotdog
by Pp man <3 November 12, 2015
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Dj wasabi

Word used to describe shit music
"this song is such a Dj wasabi"
by ILuvBeans69 October 21, 2019
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wasabi twat

A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!
My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!
by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019
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Wasabi Pinch

A pinch but nails are used to dig in. Called a wasabi pinch because it stings like wasabi
ouch!! he just gave me the worst wasabi pinch, broke the skin
by Sezabug September 19, 2018
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wasabi panties

When you have a burning sensation down there after you fill your undies with wasabi. “Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”
“Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”
by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023
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