Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003

Wardope

Wardope: Military issued psychotropics or pain meds handed out in buckets to war weary troops in order to keep them from going fucking insane.

Hey shithead you gonna share your wardope?

by TheS4rge January 21, 2011

Wardrobe Apathy

The feeling of having nothing you wish, or would want to wear, even though your wardrobe is overflowing.

You do, you just have wardrobe apathy.

by HMWarley July 26, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.

When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")

by Jenny March 23, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

According to Janet Jackson it's not her fault,it's not Justin Timberlake's fault,it's BUSH's fault!!

"Bush done popped my titty out" - Janet Jackson

by smokin' da shpleaf mon September 10, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

The wigger's lame excuse for ripping off janet's top.

Damn, no one wants to see them nurples... what the hell you doin' JT

by 2beer February 11, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

1. A term, recently used akin to stereotypes of "Boy Band" icons such as Justin Timberlake, to describe the falure to "Come out of the Closet" due to having your penis caught in the hamper.
2. The event which causes "slack time" between the time A Wardrobe crashed, the formatting of the wardrobe, and the re-installation of windows for wardrobes. Evident by the Wardrobe producing articles of clothing with one missing breast-support.

Boy band Icon Justin Timberlake was one again victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction.

by Wildfire/Psylink March 13, 2004