To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.
Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
by almoh June 14, 2011
Get the Wake up and skip the scene mug.When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
by Comrade64 March 18, 2015
Get the Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy mug.From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.
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Get the wake up with jake up mug.The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
by ThaDinger February 2, 2016
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
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Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!
by Fearman November 24, 2007
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