Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG)

The one person in the team who is extra worthless when compared to the other members in the team.

According to Dilbert, the WDG might seem completely competent in a different context, but

in your group he is a chimp.

Russell will act as a Worthless Dumb Guy (WDG) for our project

by mlevit March 22, 2010

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

worthless fucking ree ree

what a person is considered when they have never clutched once fucking ever.

Yuri is a worthless fucking ree ree.

by Clutz February 14, 2006

Worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill.

Ambiguation; One being even more than completely worthless, making no sense.

"Thud is bout as worthless as two pennies on a ant-hill."

by DoctoraJames25 September 27, 2019

Worthless as two tits on a bore hog

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Worthless Cunt

A woman in her 40's with no job, house or a car she isn't capable of telling the truth. She plays the poor me to get the attention of any man even if he's married so she can mooch whatever she can and gets him to sleep with her out of pity she then claims him as her bf and has to be physically removed by a wife or a girlfriend from a camper he let her stay in because she won't leave.

Melissa also played poor me to the older man she got to help her move her stuff from the camper she was thrown out of because she wouldn't leave. The Worthless Cunt then moves in with the older guy got him kicked out of his apartment for stealing money from his landlord, they then moved into a motorhome that she blew up from huffing dust off while the propane was on.

by thebetterbitch August 12, 2024