Can we be friends 

The only sentence that can rip you, tear you, and kill you.

“Do you want to date? Can we be friends instead?”

Can we be friends by Adeline Johnson June 1, 2018

Can we get groceries? 

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

Can we get groceries? by Poopmaster April 29, 2022

can we just cuddle 

The most excruciatingly painful string of words any man will hear in the bedroom. This means the sexual intercourse he has been anticipating since the initiation of said act, has come to an abrupt halt. This destroys his world and disappoints him beyond any hope. It's like promising a child a bran new Xbox One for his birthday and instead getting him a Wii U.

*just as intercourse is about to start* "Baby... Can we just cuddle tonight?"

can we just cuddle by Epicazam27 February 15, 2017

can we get an f in the chat because 

when a person has endured literal hell and needs someone to pay respects.

guy 1 : can we get an f in the chat because i just killed my dog in minecraft
guy 2 : f
guy 3 : rip
guy 4 : damn
idiot that doesnt care : ok boomer

can we get an f in the chat because by Beeka0864 May 8, 2020

can we hit 

Usually placed before a like goal

YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*

can we hit by IceStoneVulpix December 6, 2019

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

can we clap 

Means to have sex so loud that people assume you are clapping in the hallway

He: can we clap
She: oh no ! Not at all
He: its Christmas we should do it

can we clap by Feepeep December 24, 2021