To vossler is to urinate, shit, and bleed out of the same orifice at the same time. Typically happens only out of the anus, but in rare cases can come from the mouth. Recommended to see a doctor shortly thereafter.
Vossome was invented while my special infantry boyfriend and his squadmates were out in the field for 2 weeks. It is a combination of awesome and Sgt. Vos' name. Apparently, it's caught on inside 3rd platoon. I wanted to add this to the dictionary because my man and his buddies are very proud of themselves for creating a new word when 'awesome' just isn't good enough.
"Twenty insurgents dead in four minutes, that's vossome!"
"There's only one squad that can hit a target with a 40 mm grenade launcher at 350 m without a sight, that's freaking vossome!"
3rd platoon, 2/504 82nd ABN