Oh Shoot! Yo Theres Vigilante

The phrase said when the presence of Vigilante is known. The Vigilante is the man that stands up on the 4th floor of his apartment complex and surveys the region all night. It is guessed that he does it to relax and chill, but in the meantime, he keeps the neighborhood safe. Everyone walking on the streets below know who he is, but do not know his identity. He is usually leaning forward on the balcony and looking around.

Guy 1: Yo its mah boy!

Guy 2: Yo what up
Guy 1: *looks up* Oh Shoot! Theres Vigilante
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Guy 3: Yo hes still there, he was there all night the other night.

Guy 1: The Vigilante

by Theresdavigilante December 16, 2013

vigiling

the act of attending/participating in a vigil (candlelight, prayer etc.)

This week because of the election, a lot of people are vigiling for peace because Trump scares the shit out of them and it feels like a national tragedy that he was elected.

by B79 November 13, 2016

Claudio vigil

A non-genre fella that likes to fuck chikorita and any othet kind of living species. Also known as a retard

Claudio vigil is a fucking piece of shit

by Neneymar February 10, 2019

Vigilant

Latin for gay.

Today, I found my dad fucking a vigilant

by Kollektivetlover69420 November 17, 2017

Retail Vigilante

Clerks or customer service staff who lecture customers about purchases they don't believe are good for them.

That retail vigilante just told me I was putting myself in danger because a lot of candy during pregnancy can cause diabetes.

by ashleyandme July 1, 2012

Hyper Vigilent

It's when you pull the pin from a grenade....?

I was just told I need Major Surgery. Now I am hyper vigilent !

by puppyfsh October 12, 2023

Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.

Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.

by Seth Coker April 22, 2023