An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.
by taharris August 31, 2007
Get the Michael Vick mug.1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
by Josh May 5, 2005
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An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.
Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011
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Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"
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Get the Michael Vick mug.One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:
get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks
fast as shit and can juke out almost any body
get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks
fast as shit and can juke out almost any body
by Andre January 17, 2005
Get the michael vick mug.<verb> The act of being a huge pile of shit and participating in illegal dog fights with your asshole friends.
<noun> Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons. Avid pitbull lover.
<noun> Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons. Avid pitbull lover.
"You that dude just got indicted for a first degree Mike Vick."
"The Atlanta Falcons are changing their team name to the Atlanta Felons to accomidate Mike Vick's request."
"The Atlanta Falcons are changing their team name to the Atlanta Felons to accomidate Mike Vick's request."
by J4Philly June 26, 2007
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