Vegetarian

We're a bit of a wanker group, contrary to popular thought vegetarians aren't against eating animals. We're actually a group of people with a vendetta against plants, so much so we spend all our energy on making plants lives miserable & forget about eating meat.
Our favourite past times include drowning beans
peeling vegetable skin off
spraying organic shit all over plants
& ripping fruits off the limbs of plants.

And here was you stereotyping us as hippie-preachers against harming life

John planted seeds to make his garden bountiful in plant-life, little did the plants know John was a bit of a wanker who was going to kill them mercilessly & make soup out of their bodies.
The vegetarian bastard

by dumbguy1anddumbguy2 May 5, 2011

pesco-vegetarian

A term used to describe the eating patterns of someone who is not an ovo or lacto vegetarian, but does restrict the intake of certain meats. They do not consume red meat or poultry, but will consume fish or seafood. The term is used to discribe a diet, not nessasarily a moral decision.

Sally thought eating red meat was unhealthy, so the only meat she eats is fish; therefore Sally is a Pesco-vegetarian.

by Pesca girl December 11, 2006

pesci-vegetarian

A pesci-vegetarian eats fish, but not poultry or other meats

the pesci-vegetarian would like the salmon but hold the chicken thank you.

by haley crenchizzle January 11, 2008

Vegetarian

A person who isn't fucking scared of him.

I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

by I'mnotcertain December 1, 2010

Vegetarian

One who does not eat meat. Includes Vegans, a sub-group of people who do not eat any animal products and fruitatarians who do not kill any living thing for food.

I have made a personal, ethical, choice to be a vegetarian.

by Stilanas July 19, 2003

vegetarian

Someone who abstains from eating meat, but not dairy products (eggs can be argued for one way or the other), in protest that the meat market is so poorly regulated and primitive. We have experimental technology that allows for growing organs with stim cell research, why shouldn't we be able to grow a slab of muscle that never has to have eyes or lips?

Not to be confused with Veganism, wherein no animal products whatsoever are eaten.

Vegetarians are often a helluva lot healthier than their omnivorous fellow humans.

by Darksea (Darcy) July 31, 2003

Vegetarian Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.

"This time I kissed her afterwards because she had the vegetarian hot lunch."

by Bryianzum April 25, 2006