Urine Idiot

The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.

Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..

Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!

Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!

Urine Idiot by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 12, 2009

urine vandalism 

urine vandalism (short: UV)

Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.

Adapted from Wiktionary:

Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.

+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...

urine vandalism by UVmaster November 14, 2012

Urine big trouble 

Ur unenviable status if u pee anywhere other than in da bowl. And it works like baseball, as well --- da first time u "miss", **urine** big trouble. Da second time you errantly tinkle, **uron** probation, and da third time, "urout", which iz da opposite of "urine".

It's often grounds for ur not being invited back to someone's home if u clumsily mis-direct da "golden shower" elsewhere from its intended "target" while using the neighbor's WC --- usually urine big trouble for your errant tinkling, unless of course u can prove extenuating circumstances (being startled by a sudden/loud noise while peeing, having someone turn off da bathroom light, etc.) while u were taking said whiz and thus acceptably/legitimately shift da "aim blame" somewhere else, in which case, "uroff" da hook on dat occasion.

Urine big trouble by QuacksO August 14, 2017

Urine Pee On 

A damn colonizer. Aka European.

He’s a urine pee on explorer.

Urine Pee On by mysuperfakename October 9, 2020

urine hand 

When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)

Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.

urine hand by Shaymus99 August 10, 2021

urine pouch

It's that area below a person's waist line that looks like another stomach. This feature is quite common to females. So, females having an uterus giving us the term "urine pouch".

You are walking down the street and you see a heavy set person coming towards you and you look at your buddy and state "look at the urine pouch" on that one.

urine pouch by Toby Schwartz July 19, 2006

Urine Girl Syndrome 

A disorder affecting girls of all races that causes them to look as if they pee on themselves all the time- basically, the girl has a dirty, uncultivated look about her.

Jupiter Jones has it, as well as ashanti (without make up).

Urine Girl Syndrome by RatchetBoo October 24, 2003