Ur dad left for the milk and never came back

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........

Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*

by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022

ur not my dad

Guy who kidnaps a child pretending to be his dad and then rapes him

UR NOT MY DAD BUTCH

by Bettyboy80000 June 7, 2016

Ur Mom and Dad gay together

This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.

You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*

by Definition_Master42069 February 19, 2018

Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather

The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.

Paul: ur mum gay

Steve: no u

Paul: ur dad's a lesbian

Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)

by Sondog123 March 12, 2018

Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad

Phone wrings:

You: YEs

Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S COCK April 29, 2022

ur mum and dad gae together lul

This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus

Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae

Tom ur pap a trap

Jeff: ur sister a mister

Tom: dont make me do it

Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul

Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded

by Markdabetterer_M9 April 10, 2021

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 24, 2018