Drive up the ass

To tape a Hot Wheels car to your dick and have anal sex.

She said she was on the rag right after I had a Happy Meal, so I took that car, strapped it down and took a drive up the ass.

by Wally Banger October 30, 2008

Taking it up the ass

To take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack a sense of sarcasm.

butt hurt a total myra

I was only joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris February 27, 2005

private up the ass

Having a Facebook profile in which the privacy settings are as strict as they can be. Users cannot search you, see your display picture, send you a message, send you a friend request, view your photos or videos, or see your relationship status, even if it is with one of their friends.

The setting is so private, two users with their profiles set this way cannot even become friends without one temporarily lowering their privacy settings.

"I saw Alex tagged in some photos awhile back. I hadn't talked to her in years, and I was going to add her so we could touch base, but she's private up the ass so I can't even send her a message!"

by ZakTheDJ April 8, 2009

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Taking it up the ass

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra

Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris May 13, 2005

pickle up the ass

an adjetive describeing someone who spazes out or is up tight

"girl" STFU AND GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
"me" chaill bitch dou u got a pickle up you ass?

by SOMEONE September 26, 2004

fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
(((((:

Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009