Twatwaffle

Person that’s a total twat and clearly eats all the waffles for breakfast

Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too

by Layyylaaaaaa January 22, 2020

Twatwaffle

1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*

2) Republican Senator Rand Paul

*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little

Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle

by TalaIsil March 4, 2021

Twatwaffle

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.

Christopher James fortson aka (CJ) is nothing but a MEGA twatwaffle

by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

TwatWaffle

A idiot or someone who isn’t really smart

“ That Celena is such a TwatWaffle

by Otgjire April 20, 2019

Twatwaffle

A person who is a huge twat

She can be a real twatwaffle

by Sbox1980 January 14, 2017

Cumdumpster twatwaffle

A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.

Bree Nunez is a cumdumpster twatwaffle

by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020