A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.
Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.
by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018

by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 20, 2020

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.
by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025

A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.
by Curbside-Curmie April 16, 2016

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.
To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.
To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.
My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.
by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019

by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 20, 2020
