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tudd

"Pick up your tudd!"
"I will tudd on your face."
"This food tastes like tudd."
by BetsyC January 27, 2009
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tuddle

to take ones time, a slow walk, a person who takes ones time is therefore a tuddler
I am going to take a tuddle down to the shops
by Steve Watts October 16, 2006
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tundah

A derivative of 'understand'. Usually used in question form to ask for understanding.
Boy, I told you a thousand times to clean up your room, d'ya tundah?
by And race December 25, 2008
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Tudders

From the Greek word Tudderanalarama. This means to have a massive gay orgy only consisting of male anal prodding with drumsticks and fingers.
"Aww man that tudders last night was insane dude, we gotta get the guys together and do that again!!
by fryingpanhitter December 17, 2010
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tundah

An alternative pronunciation of understand. Usually used in question form do ask for understanding.
Boy, I told you a thousand times to clean up your room, d'ya tundah?
by And race December 24, 2008
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tunda

The absolute meaning of pain. It's like a bitch slap times a billion, or like if Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris had a love child, raised by the ghost of Bruce Lee, and then told the Gods took a huge shit on your head. It'll fuck yo nigga ass up!
Unsuspecting Victim: David Banner, I just slashed your tires.
David Banner: ..................... TUNDA!!!
by Captain Chuck Lee March 1, 2009
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Tudhail

Tudhail is a mythopoetic figure in South Asian folklore.

The Tudhail myth has its origins in the Tatti wars fought subsequent to the arrival of the Aryan peoples into the sub-continent.

The destruction of the well-planned drainage systems of the Harrappan people by the invading Aryans caused mountainloads of shit everywhere. Literally. Therefore, the story goes that the gods created a super-being from their own faeces and endowed it with powers to clean up the mess.

However, once the shit was gone, the Tudhail could not be controlled and she still roams the earth stealing the shitting powers of people, depriving them of the very thing that makes us all human, the ability to shit.

In the 20th century, a counter myth called the anti-Tudail came into vogue, when a prophecy was made in 1984 that a hyperconstipated child would be born that would stand up to the tyranny of the Tudail and put an end to her menace, ushering an era of peace where people can shit freely irrespective of their race, caste, or creed.

Some faithful have it that the anti-Tudail has left the region of South Asia and is hiding somewhere in the Pacific tropics. The costs of toilet paper in the region have subsequently doubled.
Shit! Shit! The Tudhail is here!
Shit all ye Faithful, the anti-Tudhail cometh, eventually.
by The anti-tudhail brigade February 12, 2004
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