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Tubby Turnt 

The level you reach after rolling so hard that boofing weapons grade x pills stops being effective, so you shove them in your urethra and hold it closed till it dissolves, no matter how bad it burns, in an attempt to achieve that "perfect roll" again.
I partied at The Gathering with Charlie Sheen so hard one year I ended up "Tubby Turnt"

tubby two lanes 

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.
Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.
tubby two lanes by chode bone April 1, 2007

Tubby is the chief 

A fat teacher who wears pedophile glasses , he usually spends his time being a fat bully and a tubby chief
" timmy : Hey look there goes lewis "
" john : yea that tubby is the chief "

Tubby Guts 

1. A nickname for a good friend.
2. Someone who eats excesseivly.
3. A person that has food on there mind all the time.
G'day tubby guts.
Look at that guy what a tubby guts.
Tubby Guts by 405 Norwood June 26, 2005

Tubby McShamus 

<noun> 1.One who is overweight and drinks like an Irishman.
The species has been known to be associated with swamp donkeys and bustas alike. 2. Has an uncanny addiction to funnel cakes.

See Also: Bamma, Staggering Cecil
"I better start saving money to go out, or I'm gonna have to kick it like Tubby McShamus picking up fatties at otoole's."
Tubby McShamus by Snaggle69 November 10, 2008

Tubby Tubby Fat Fuck 

How you call someone an obese motherfucker without COMPLETELY obliterating their genitals.
Cal, you Tubby Tubby Fat Fuck give me a cracker.
Tubby Tubby Fat Fuck by 1oftheBOYS February 9, 2021