Tristan

I very hot cut hot amazing cute handsome cut hot dude that u love

Girl1 : Don't look it's the cute Tristan

Girl2 : Really i have to look he so cute handsome cute hot cute and handsome

Girl1 : I have to look to

by For why'd March 3, 2021

Tristan

An absolute mad lad chad that has a huge penis and has no respect for authority.

“Did you see Tristan?” “He’s such a chad”

by JesusChristIsCool September 30, 2020

Tristan

Cock sucking piece of shit that nobody respects. Absolute asshole. Like a Malcolm but worse.

Tommy: Fuck off Tristan.

Tristan: What did I do?

Tommy: You’re a Tristan you cunt.

by Tactical Bread August 28, 2020

Tristan

A depressed person that had friends and no longer has friends. Makes suicide jokes even though he wants to commit it.

Kid: Have u met Tristan
Kid2: He’s a loner

by Getrektmydudelol January 31, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a great friend but does get mad at the games he plays. He can make some good jokes and you are basically unable to get him off his PlayStation or his phone

Say I won a game against him:

Me: So I win then...

Tristan: OH COME ON!

by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019

Tristan

Dusty ass nigga who suck dick all his life

That's a tristan

by Tristan84774738282 March 16, 2017

Tristan

Also a girl's name.
These girls are tomboyish to a capital T. Yet, they are personality wise very feminine, and they are so adorable. They probably have cute chipmunk cheeks and love animals. Tristans are so sweet and very emotional. They'll do anything to make you happy if you're a loved one. They are shy and have a hard time making friends, especially with their occasional resting B face... but if you get them to open up, they're the funniest and most hyper-surreal people you'll ever meet.

Tristan is crazy

She's hilarious though you have to admit.

by Bean Flower July 12, 2017