Tristan

I very hot cut hot amazing cute handsome cut hot dude that u love

Girl1 : Don't look it's the cute Tristan

Girl2 : Really i have to look he so cute handsome cute hot cute and handsome

Girl1 : I have to look to

by For why'd March 3, 2021

Tristan

An absolute mad lad chad that has a huge penis and has no respect for authority.

“Did you see Tristan?” “He’s such a chad”

by JesusChristIsCool September 30, 2020

Tristan

Cock sucking piece of shit that nobody respects. Absolute asshole. Like a Malcolm but worse.

Tommy: Fuck off Tristan.

Tristan: What did I do?

Tommy: You’re a Tristan you cunt.

by Tactical Bread August 28, 2020

Tristan

A depressed person that had friends and no longer has friends. Makes suicide jokes even though he wants to commit it.

Kid: Have u met Tristan
Kid2: He’s a loner

by Getrektmydudelol January 31, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is a great friend but does get mad at the games he plays. He can make some good jokes and you are basically unable to get him off his PlayStation or his phone

Say I won a game against him:

Me: So I win then...

Tristan: OH COME ON!

by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019

Tristan

Dusty ass nigga who suck dick all his life

That's a tristan

by Tristan84774738282 March 16, 2017

Tristan

If you ever meet someone called Tristan, talk to them immediately! He is the funniest, Kindest and nicest person you will ever meet. He always puts people before himself and is a joy to be around. He breaks the awkward silence, and makes a joke out of everything. He is someone who shows his appreciation for people. If you get to know Tristan well, Don't be surprised if you find yourself in love with him. He treats his Girlfriend with love care and trust and will love her unconditionally. He treats her right, and always makes her feel special. Tristan makes sure his special someone is at the center of his universe and always makes sure they feel loved. If he has made a mistake, he always apologizes and makes sure your ok. He is very social, and makes friends with everyone! However, sometimes it is not the best because he talks to everyone and laughs with everyone, and that could makes the girlfriend second guess herself and wonder if he is still interested in her. Overall, Tristan is an amazing person. He is the best ever, nicest, funniest, most caring, best-looking guy I know. Anyone would be lucky to know Tristan.

Person 1 'hey whose the new kid'
Person 2 'Oh his Tristan'
Person 1 'He seems nice'
Person 2 'His the best person you will ever meet'

by YOUARETHEABSOLUTEBEST July 7, 2022