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Blue Transformer

A tablet sold as an Ecstasy pill shaped like an Autobot head. May be bright blue, green, or another color, resembling a children's vitamin. Blue Transformers are known to contain no MDMA, instead being made of a cocktail of TFMPP and BZP, chemicals which badly mimic an Ecstasy high while providing the user with a spectacular hangover, nausea, and headache. Especially nasty when combined with alcohol. Spare yourself a bad time and don't buy or eat these. Often found near Portland, OR, and Seattle, WA.
That dude in the back of the club offered me a Blue Transformer, but my buddy was so sick when he ate one last week that I decided to pass.
Blue Transformer by Zephyr Greene September 11, 2011
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box transformer 

1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.

2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.

3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.
1.
Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.

2.
The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.

3.
Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?

transformer

a girl that looks great from a distance, but is hideous when she gets up close.
transformer by irishwhite June 19, 2003

Trans/Formers 

Men who enjoy shitting on their significant other while being pegged.
"Oh yea my pronouns are Trans/Formers"

Transformgasm

an overwhelming euphoric sensation experienced by individuals who thoroghly enjoy Transformers and Transformer related experiences.
Xbox guy: "I started playing the new Transformers game and had a serious Transformgasm."
PS3 guy: "I have multiple Transformgasms when I play that game or watch either movie on blu-ray."
Transformgasm by eetboiler June 27, 2010

transferversary 

The celebration of the day an embryo or more was transferred into a potential parent or surrogate as completed during a fertility treatment such Invitro fertilization IVF . Often celebrated similar to a child’s birthday, but it’s the anniversary of the date of conception. Often celebrated by the parents as a hooray to achieving pregnancy.
It’s our Transferversary, we deserve a margarita!

transformer

Transformers are a toyline started by Hasbro in 1984, which was based off the Diaclone line that originated in Japan. It spawned a TV series, and a comic book, and is pretty much the most ultimate of badassery ever made. It is still popular today.
Holy shit, look at this sweet new Transformer!
transformer by Poey April 8, 2005