traffic jelly

Why would you want to call it jam?

Yo man, watch out. There's a traffic jelly ahead!

by JP001 October 26, 2011

Human trafficking

Trading a humans life for profit.

Identity theft is human trafficking

by Shani may September 1, 2018

Trafficway

A word that appears unique to Kansas City, used for some semi-major streets. To the best of my analysis, a trafficway appears to be a road that veers from the actual course of where the straight line street should be, e.g., 63rd Street Trafficway, 7th Street Trafficway. I have seen no other city that has a trafficway, and I think it is a very silly word. A freeway exit sign may abbreviate it as TFWY. How on earth would a visitor from another town (which interstate freeways are designed for) have a clue what that means?

Another example in Kansas City is the Southwest Trafficway, which actually lets people park in the right traffic lane during non-rush hour periods. Unbelievable! It was built in about 1948, and the 3 lanes each direction are not wide enough for modern day 3 lanes. Currently with a 35 mph speed limit, I propose reducing the lanes to 2 lanes (and maybe a bike lane), and raising the speed limit to 40 or 45. Same with Ward Parkway.

by andy1 September 25, 2010

Traffic Tetris

When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.

Oh no! I got stuck behind the tow truck at the red light. I need to brush up on my "Traffic Tetris" skills.

by pennymj July 30, 2010

in traffic

hustling..in traffic all day making that paper selling drugs

what you got planned for the day fam? gonna be in traffic makin that paper playa

by lagcats April 10, 2016

Traffic

Hell.

I sat through traffic for 3 hours.

by PocketCalculator April 18, 2014

libertarian traffic jam

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

by Libertatis July 12, 2015