Saudi Arabian Top Hat

When your scrotum is so loose, someone can stick their head in it, and wear it like a hat.

"Holy shit! You got some saudi arabian top hats!"

by Big Angry Hippo February 24, 2005

Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 03, 2011

top hat eye patch man

one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.

Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.

by Banana Hamikk May 11, 2008

Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.

James gives a great blind mans top hat

by R.Savage July 26, 2011

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023