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Tombstone

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.
Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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TombStoned Gypsy

God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.
by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003
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Tombstone

Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.
Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.
by samkejwjwj February 5, 2023
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Tombstone

A description for a hung and heavy male reproductive organ, usually in reference to it's weight and width resembling an actual tombstone & usually having many bodies attached to its experiences
Girl 1: Jeremy is so handsome. I'd let him all over me

Girl 2: Gurl you can't handle him, Samantha told me he was carrying a tombstone in his pants
by KamuiShortsGamer November 14, 2025
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Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background
"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"
by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021
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Tombstone

Tombstone is such a fucking retard
by Redwantsyoutobedead November 10, 2020
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Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
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