eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Tod-Erdene

God King of Temuun, Erdenebileg, Jargalbat, Altanochir, Battushig
All the person who named above is his personal pleasure slave
An actual GOD

WOW Tod-Erdene is such an amazing GOD KING

by GOD-King May 2, 2025

Tod

A Tod is a creature similar to Phrogs except they are 50% Hunger 25% Serotonin the rest that makes up the Tod are unknown.

Did you see the group of Tod's earlier?

by NotALotl October 31, 2023

Tod Skibidi

A label you would give to someone named Tod who you want to turn into a skibidi toilet

My boyfriend is Tod Skibidi

by todskibididefiner August 7, 2024

Tod

Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.

I’m going to talk to that TOD at the bar.

by Trentism November 9, 2021

Todded

When CDK deletes your pictures when you are writing an RO. Often followed by a curse word and a mini-rant on how terrible the CDK software. Very likely to happen to one certain advisor in the dealership.

Damnit, I just got Todded, service drive can you bring back that Accord?

by Walallala September 2, 2021

Tod

means death in German, so u must have ligma

Person 1- hey, when will u tod?
Person 2- (thinks what is tod then says) today
Person 1- HOW DO U KNOW THAT
person 2- oh shi- tod means death

by Englisch September 13, 2023