yoda

a short green guy who learned enlgish from some guy across the Mexican boarder

"All day i worked and the money mine is, bruno!" -Yoda

by Thor 1942 July 12, 2007

yoda

a psycho who SMOKES WEEEEEED

dis some goooood shit mutha fucka

by iszy November 5, 2003

Yoda

My nutsack, bitch! Small, green & hairy with an attitude.

I love it when the girls be playin' with my yoda, rubbin' that shit!

Play with my balls you will. Hmmm. Yes. My yoda you will rub?

by Shogun56 May 4, 2005

yoda

A large, enormus, horse-hung, retractable penis.

Yoda pimps out all of the R2's with his yoda.

by Ewok Commander June 12, 2005

Yoda

Another term for marijuana.

"Smoking a joint of Yoda"

by luke marvelly March 24, 2016

yoda

an elder who is strong in the ways of the force

dang dude that guys a yoda hes old AND he can screw you good!!!!! mmmmmm

by heinzketchup January 17, 2003

yoda

the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 21, 2004