hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa

1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009

Vote for Hodge

Adjective: To be erect in the penile area.
The Moment an erection occurs
or the act of hard-on

" Jessica look,Juan is voting for hodge!" " Well it's because i made him vote for hodge."
:: or ::"Mrs. Nizzle was astonished when she noticed Andy was voting for hodge right in the middle of her class."

by David taversak July 2, 2006

hj-hodge

Famous for her sledgehammer, the hodge is any female who lacks the "know-how" to perform a simple hj (hand-job).

1. Man this sucks, my girlfriend has a beat up box, and is also a huge hj-hodge.

2. That girl hodged me so bad ive been peeing blood for two days.

3. Fuckin hodge!

by Burnski March 30, 2008

Hodge Podge

A confused or disorderly mass mixture or collection of things; a "mess" or a "jumble".

"Mothers' jumbo is a hodge podge of ingredients."

"Clean up this hodge podge of a room!"

by KinSTEr November 4, 2012

Sgt Hodge

Sgt Hodge is a robot. He has been the star character in the Terminator movies. Thats right... That robot wasnt fake. He hates the words yea and yep. And will destroy you is you say either of them. He can also do 5,000,000,000 push ups. All without breaking a sweat. Its fucking amazing.

Joey bet Johnny 5 bucks that he wouldnt say "yea" to Sgt Hodge. Needless to say Joey didnt have to pay Johnny because he had been "terminated".

by Sgt Hodge's minion..... August 27, 2009

podging the hodge

Cutting a girls hair off while she's sleeping.

We were podging the hodge at that party last night, left a lot of girls bald headed!

by Joethebarber September 26, 2006

Zeke Hodge

Massive, girthy cock with a full 6-pack abs and insane chest definition. All the girls (and guys) swoon over him 24/7. He makes all the girls break up with their boyfriends just for a shot to rub their hand along his massively muscled shoulders.

Holy shit have you seen Zeke Hodge? He’s so sexy, I want to fuck him

by Beowulf007 April 26, 2023