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Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.
"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."
Tire Monkey by Racial Tension December 15, 2016
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tire gang 

tire gang?
more like broken leg gang

Tire Rack 

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
Tire Rack by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020

Tire God 

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%
Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
Tire God by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

tire butter 

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.
“Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done”
- John James
tire butter by Johnbutter April 3, 2021

tire slut 

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!
I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!
tire slut by milfather May 7, 2021