Tinker Fluff

The smegma under a gay man's foreskin.

Watch out for Larry, he doesn't clean his Tinker Fluff.

by "Steve" Patel May 7, 2021

tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.

Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

TINKER TINDLE BUMBLE WOLFE

Just saying this phrase FEELS GOOD and you want to then...41 41 41 41

Jump WOLFE bones and FUCK HER OUT OF ORBIT as JUST YELL BITCH , " TINKER TINDLE BUMBLE WOLFE" but the only problem is you forgot SHE IS THE ONE that started that FAB to (CUT OFF PENIS'ES with BALLS IN PLACE around the world as she was kind ENOUGH to you as thank me for leaving you with "YOUR COARSE AND COURAGE" and she yells after as "YOU ARE SCREAMING" , "YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY FAGG0T'S ASSH0LE.!!!!"

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022

Tinker Her Bells

“Tinker” meaning fuck or rearrange “bells” meaning pussy, vagina

“ Got a bad b**** she foreign, she pretty I tinker her bells I ain’t talking bout Disney”

by Gho5t writer June 14, 2022

Tinker Talbot

Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.

Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"

Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."

by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022

Tinker Bell

When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.

Aw dude!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell you gave me!!!

by JTink March 4, 2023