Durham tidy munch 

The licking out of a shaved arse.

"My wife loves it when I give her a Durham tidy munch"

Durham tidy munch by yessahh August 20, 2008

Friendlist Tidy 

The act of removing people whom you no longer speak to or no longer wish to speak to from your friend list on a social networking site to "clean up" and make your friend list less cluttered.

I have 142 friends listed on my Facebook friend list.... I only talk to 15 of them. I'm way overdo for a friendlist tidy.

Friendlist Tidy by Sasume Sasaki April 5, 2011

nice & tidy 

properly, clean, according to plan

Lets keeps things nice & tidy.
This room is nice & tidy.

nice & tidy by Robyn VanDeCradles May 13, 2014

Bang Tidy 

When female calls a male bang tidy, it means that they find them attractive and worthy enough to to get down and dirty with

''That Boy Is Bang Tidy wud not mine a bit of him''

Bang Tidy by aMalEz January 8, 2010

Mental Tidy

A person who needs psychological help or treatment for their mental illness.

See Hillary over there? Her brother ass raped her for two years. She is going to need a mental tidy before I would date her.

Even if Mark David Chapman gets a mental tidy they need to keep his ass locked up.

Mental Tidy by MNMNMN January 10, 2006

Paul "Tidy" Taylor 

a Bell End

that dudes a real Paul "Tidy" Taylor.

Paul "Tidy" Taylor by simius November 11, 2011

Zoom tidy 

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.

How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.

Zoom tidy by Bear Funny Comedy May 16, 2020