Tide Pod

Food, or spice used to enhance flavor in foods.

Tide pod's clean out your insides.

by Someaonetouchamyspaget February 05, 2018

Tide Pods

A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!

Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."

by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 17, 2018

Tide pod

Something you don't wanna eat...

P1: Hey, u wanna get a snack?
P2: yea like what?
P1: Tide pods!
P2: actually, I think I'll pass...

by Idk Wat I done February 04, 2018

Tide Pods

Nutritious food found in supermarkets.

Marcus: Damn those are some good ass Tide Pods.

by OmaeWaMouShindeiruNoniSenpai January 19, 2018

Tide pod

Is a snack that anyone with the name Brookelynn is aloud to eat tide pods and bleach whenever they please and Michael can't tell them no say in that your

Tide pod is yummy

by Anonymous 30495959 March 10, 2020

Tide Pods

Edible sources of idiocy.

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 01, 2018

Tide pods

tide pods means for natural selection. Example brian is a dumbass so he ate a tide pod causing natural selection to kill him making the world a better place.

Michel ate some tidepods so he died. Tide pods delicious and non nutricious

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018