Thunder Skeet

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.

Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?

by Telephony May 28, 2018

Thunder throat

An obnoxiously loud chick that can deepthroat really well

Thunder throat went ball's deep!

by Milkman matt June 8, 2020

Mocha Thunder

a hot, black individual with a strong sexual aura.

Examples:

1. Mmmmmmmm give me some of that mocha thunder.

2. She was such a mocha thunder, I would rub vegetable oil all over her naked body.

3. That man is so a mocha thunder, I would love to make frappuccino with him.

4. OMG! That woman is so mocha thunder.

5. In my opinion, Beyoncé is the definition of mocha thunder.

by Original thunder August 1, 2010

Bun Thunder

A fart so hard it makes your butt cheeks clap like thunder

After eating Taco Bell, I had machine gun bun thunder .

by MissyAnn March 16, 2017

cock juggling thunder fuck

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.

Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?

by MasterSlayer December 5, 2017

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.

Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother

by L. Longford July 19, 2010