Valley of the Uggo

The dank, dark realm you enter after swiping right to the last hottie on Tinder until you find another hottie. During this time you are only subjected to the Uggo beasts who dwell there.

She was having lots of luck finding that perfect match on Tinder until she toddled off into the Valley of the Uggo.

by GraveyardGuy May 16, 2019

Scrillacon Valley

Another term for Silicon Valley 'cept it includes the money grubbing part of it.

Bob: Where you goin' for the Caesar Chavez holiday?
Steve: I'm goin' to Scrillacon Valley so I can outsource my job to India.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005

valley springs

Valley Springs

A small town in the foothills east of Stockton. No one knows that it exists. The town has very few stores or attractions and people complain about the 4-way stop traffic. A nice place to drive by on the way to somewhere else. Also has Burger King if you're hungry.

-Where are you from?
-Valley Springs.
-haven't heard of it...
-Don't worry, no one has.

by mervel March 18, 2011

spam valley

Area where houses are so expensive the owners cannot aford anything other than spam.

London is a real spam valley

by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005

valley girl

teenage female who seems to have no idea where she is. usually found off the coast of california. seemingly beautiful in nature but truly idiotic. likes to use the phrases "like omg" and inserts the word "like" wherever she possibly can

"like OMG can you believe that he, like, did that!? OMG its, like, so, like, stupid, like, really, like, stupid! like, yeah"
... what a stupid valley girl.

by mizz hunni June 28, 2003

Cellicon Valley

Biotech hub; homonyn of silicon valley

Boston is America's Cellicon Valley

by tomorrowtomorrow August 9, 2017

Ham in the valley

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).

We finally put his ham in the valley last night!

by Pooo69 March 1, 2017