a massage without happy ending - sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning...
Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.
(credit: CH)
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.
(credit: CH)
by pseuDonym_name_001 May 18, 2015
Teenage tragedy (teen tragedy)- when 1 or more teenagers kill themselves in a tragic way. Reason being parents, school, friends, relationships, or you're just one sad motherfucker.
by pipersanchez January 03, 2016
by rdbrn November 29, 2018
Someone who uses a tragic event to gain political power or to use a tragic event to make a political statement.
by doctorparadox January 10, 2011
Rat-faced, terrible band, incredibly fake. Only knows how to write songs about the men they've dated for 5 minutes and then demonises the smallest of their faults through terribly written songs.
*At a gig*
Jake: OMG that girl over there is so cute do you know who she is?
Paul: Bro don't even bother looking at her. She's a roman tragedy. She'll chew you up and spit you out!
Jake: OMG that girl over there is so cute do you know who she is?
Paul: Bro don't even bother looking at her. She's a roman tragedy. She'll chew you up and spit you out!
by America-Says-We-Love-A-Chorus July 28, 2019
Noun, usually a person. A person who shares news articles on social media about car accidents, drownings, house fires, weather- and other natural-disasters for the purpose of looking like you care about the victims. Also seen as an opportunity to offer thoughts and prayers in place of real support or help for the victims.
My friend posts daily articles about car accidents and house fires in her town, but she hasn't donated jack to help the victims. She's a total tragedy porn aficionado.
If I have to read another Facebook post from a tragedy porn aficionado offering thoughts and prayers instead of actual help for the victims, I'm going to scream.
If I have to read another Facebook post from a tragedy porn aficionado offering thoughts and prayers instead of actual help for the victims, I'm going to scream.
by Notasue September 19, 2017
The average student enlightened by the insight afforded by global travel to the extent of cringeworthy personality renovation.
Guy 1- Man, I saw John after he got back after his 12 months in South America- bobble hat, dreadlocks and all.
Guy 2 - I heard it was 'jean-pierre' these days
Guy 1 - What a gap year tragedy
Guy 2 - I heard it was 'jean-pierre' these days
Guy 1 - What a gap year tragedy
by Clactoner November 29, 2009