That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022

A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.
by SF42 October 4, 2018


A term used in baseball when a player hits a home run to express how far it was hit.
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
by Smowy June 17, 2023

by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
by Guzzy February 5, 2004

Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.
by munterhunter August 28, 2009
