titti skipper

1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite

2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import

ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him

ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.

by ChivaMex408 April 22, 2009

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.

Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!

by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014

Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011

River skipper

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.

Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.

by 24khoss October 18, 2013

Squad Skipper

Someone who jumps between squads or groups

Ayyyy that bitch is over there now, she's a squad skipper

by TittyMuncher2468 August 19, 2017

night skipper

contrary to staying up a whole night (all-nighter), a night skipper is exactly what it sounds like: skipping a whole night of sleep, staying up for about 40 hours. Ex: Waking up Saturday morning and persisting to go to bed until Sunday night

I just stayed up for a whole 2 day cycle! Guess you could call me a night skipper

by ItsSullyyz August 28, 2017

borderline skipper

When those lunatics from iraq, bulgaria, romania, kazahkstan and wherever else they come from, decide they'd prefer come into Britain and have an easy life, living off british taxpayers money, and getting free houses from Tony Blair.

Oi! Have you Heard!? A load of fuckin Borderline Skippers Have moved in next door!

by One of coolness September 07, 2003