A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.
by Downingtown West September 07, 2007
by Phephalump October 22, 2010
Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.
by Skyrim550 June 10, 2022
by Rob R September 07, 2006
Derived from the German word for jewelry(notice the jew) schmucka- Jews known for owning vasts amounts of jewelry and also being tight ass bankers and loan sharks were thus often called schmucks during Nazi Germany. Thus someone who is a jew or a tight ass is also refered to as a schmuck.
I asked for some money but, Jimmy is being a schmuck.
That Jerry Seinfeld is such a schmuck.
Stop being a Schmuck Kyle and let me have some pie.
That Jerry Seinfeld is such a schmuck.
Stop being a Schmuck Kyle and let me have some pie.
by Gritch April 11, 2008
That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.
by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012
noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.
2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.
Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.
2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.
Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.
Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.
by jiffy pop May 19, 2004