Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.

“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.

by Naeno April 14, 2025

Brock Lesnar Schedule

Getting paid millions of dollars to work less than three weeks a year.

Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.

by Egadgo November 22, 2022

Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)

P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling

by EmJayee January 30, 2019

daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…

Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!

by berrylea December 3, 2021

Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.

"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021

The Schedule

DC Schedule

Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone

Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30

Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am

Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club

Person X: Whats the plan for tonight?
Person Y: Look at The Schedule
Person X: Shadow it is

by Jaghi December 12, 2013

Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.

My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020