River

A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know
Girl1: that river is some fine shit to bad he has a kid
Girl2: what?!?
Girl1:river my baby daddy
by Cocopufflickwer March 11, 2018
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River

Smart sexy girl, who’s good in bed and good at giving head she’s kinky when she’s alone but also very nice when out in public they are loyal and loving and if you ever have to chance to get her take it.
River is looking great
by Whollottagangshit February 21, 2018
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River

A massive fuckboy who thinks that he is better than everyone, wishes he had a girlfriend, and wears $30 ocean pacific shoes. Usually listens to 21 pilots while wishing he was a decent person and that his teeth weren't crooked and yellow.
River is such an annoying little bastard.
by 1BigBeast April 21, 2017
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rivered

(riv-erd)
adj.
- A condition induced by the consumption of too much marijuana.

- When you reach the point where you can't smoke anymore marijuana.

syn. fucked up
August smoked so much marijuana he got rivered.
by pduds May 09, 2008
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River

Shes a sexy latina who is SEXY and simps over someone called Keiran and out of the whole friendship group she loves her girl bsf called Laz and she watches porn and once said "laz the porn girl sounds lik you" which isnt so creepy at all.
stop being a River even though she thinks laz is irresistible
by Laz_xx April 18, 2021
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River

ooh shit it's River.
by big-creek January 21, 2019
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RIVER

a desperate short guy ,rarely gets a pull , thinks he gets girls, jerks off to animal porn , everyone thinks hes Queer like xxxtentacion
hes strange "definitely a river"
by sikKunt4334 June 25, 2017
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