A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.

“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet”

by ballicaust February 1, 2025

Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.

We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.

by James Gresham December 19, 2023

Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.

April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was

by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021

Red velvet

When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child

Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night

by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025