Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Rattlesnake

when you mix the ZEJ with the M, it creates the rattle snake

ey dick line us a rattlesnake

by Rattlesnakedick November 15, 2022

The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open

Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake

by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021

Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.

“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”

by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018

Rattlesnake

The sexual act of prolapsing your partners asshole while in doggy position and sticking a maraca at the end of the prolapse. Afterwards, the person with the non prolapsed asshole startles their partner causing them to rattle their butt, shaking the maraca similar to a rattle snake.

Kyle: “Hey man how was last night with that girl”

Thomas: “We had a great time! She made me rattlesnake all night”

Kyle: “Ahh lucky. I’ve always wanted to be the rattlesnake”

by King richie the third June 27, 2024

Rattlesnake

When you beat your meat with bracelets on your wrist.

Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.

Almost forgot to take my bracelets off so I don't rattlesnake.

by beyonce the skeleton May 14, 2023

Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025