Ralph

Ralph is a little midget who has short-man syndrome. He hates all of those around him and would be the worst teacher. Ralph is impatient and cannot deal with others opinions. Ralph is very unique and is ugly as hell. He has very small baby hands, which he uses to smack his students buttocks. Ralph comes from North American origin. It means vomit, which is quite true according to his personality. His personality makes other people sick and want to vomit, and even dig a hole, bury themselves and DIE.

"what teacher do you have?"
"ralph"...
"wow, best course of action would be to dig a deep hole and bury ones self"

by underlegs October 30, 2020

Ralphing

When a story is told which seems unbelievable or far fetched.

Stop ralphing, everyone knows you did it.

by Primo March 31, 2015

Ralph

What actor Marcus Toji refers to his genitals.

Would you like to pet Ralph?

by Crispitos September 05, 2003

Ralph

somebodys father who's a bit creepy and can often be described as "classic".

" Classic Ralph". Need i say more??

by bio08 June 28, 2009

ralph

v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter

n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter

I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.

I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.

by tmack41 September 06, 2007

Ralph

(Noun) Boob. Often referred to as Boobius in Latin.

Ralph est boobius.

by Bruce W. March 28, 2004

Ralphed

1). When you have wreaked the internet or WiFi connection...

2). When you tear the kitty (vagina) up.

1).I can’t get my WiFi or internet connection anymore here, you pulled a wreak it Ralph! You ralphed it up!

2). I wreaked it Ralph last night main. ralphed that kitty all up’

by GiglesFitz January 12, 2019