when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
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The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
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“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”
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kid; what school do you go to?
kid 2; i go to william paca wbu?
kid; ew u paca rat. anyway, i go to william new middle school
kid 2; you shouldn't be talking, you're a new middle finger. loser
kid 2; i go to william paca wbu?
kid; ew u paca rat. anyway, i go to william new middle school
kid 2; you shouldn't be talking, you're a new middle finger. loser
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