The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.

"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"

by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017

mung merchant

a person who will assist in a munging expedition in exchange for money or food

Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.

by Martino231 June 27, 2007

dick merchant

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.

Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."

by SoAS February 2, 2014

Plague merchant

Bruno Fernandes

Bruno Fernandes is a plague merchant

by TheFinboSlicer February 14, 2021

tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant

by soepicchill July 19, 2023

whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

vine merchant

A sportsperson whose playing abilities get super hyped because of 6-second vine videos.

"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"

"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"

by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016