the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.

This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

by High friggin noon dude December 30, 2016

hugh laurie

A British actor who I grew up watching on Black Adder and that other show he did with that fag. He has the worst phony American accent known to man and somehow feels he has to change his voice when he speaks American English. If Americans actually thought he was American, they need to kick themselves in the nuts HARD, because he may as well be speaking Punjabi.

Hugh Laurie sucks as an American, stay British you faggot.

by Bladi May 12, 2007

Laurie Meadows Hot Springs

During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.

Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA

She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.

by Guru650 August 24, 2008

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

“Post laurie day!!”
Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

by sigopsnchc December 20, 2023

Laurie-Mae

This is the friend you need at all times, she is sweet, caring but mostly so damn hot! Nobody can resist her, she is a GODESS. She will always be there for you. Keep her at the cost of your life!

- OMG it's Laurie-Mae!
- She is soo amazing I can't breathe!
*proceeds to die from excitement*

by yourfavoritecosméthicienne November 22, 2021

Dirty Laurie

The act of falsely accusing someone (usually a spouse) of demostic or sexual violence in order to recieve benefits such as money or especially attention.

Damn did you hear about Daniel? His methhead cunt of an ex Karen pulled a Dirty Laurie on him.

by LetTheBodiesHitTheFloor October 16, 2021

Dirty Laurie

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.

Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night

by Hehdhdjdjs sndjwland May 5, 2023